Thursday 9 July 2009

Village Barber

My wife and myself were at our native place for a week. It was a remote village and we had gone there to see my Grandparents.

It was a typical South Indian hot summer day. My haircut was due and my hair had grown to a length beyond my comfort zone. Added to that, the summer heat was making me go nuts.I felt I could not wait to have my haircut till I returned back to Bangalore.

Though my wife was not so keen about me having the haircut in village but still she agreed.

When I asked my Grandfather about the Barbershop in the village. He said it was close to village market. He said as he was anyways going to the market, he will ask the barber to come home to give me the haircut.

“You could have gone to the barbershop and got your hair cut” my wife told me as we were waiting for the barber to arrive.

“I could have, but I had never got my haircut at home and thought it would be a new experience.” I replied “ and moreover I wanted to give my lovely wife a chance to watch me getting my haircut” I said smiling. She smiled in return.

“But I am skeptical about the skills of the village barber” she said running her fingers through my hair. ”Hope you don’t end up with a bad haircut” she added.

“I am worried too. I feel I should have got my haircut done before we came over here.Now I am not able to bear this mop on my head anymore in this heat.” I replied.

“I can understand” she nodded her head sympathetically “By the way, any idea which haircut needs least of the skills? She asked.

“Head shave!!! ” I replied without hesitation and laughed.

“Very funny!!! I am talking about haircuts and not shaves.” she snapped back in an irritated tone.

“Not Sure” I replied seriously “but I think short haircuts are simpler and straightforward.” I added.

“OK then you can ask him to cut your hair shorter, to be on the safer side.” She said “also you would feel better with a shorter haircut in the summer. I remember my brother getting summer haircut during summers. It used to be shorter style yet a decent one” she added.

As I nodded in agreement, the barber arrived with a small metallic box in his hand. He was an elderly man…in his late fifties.

We went into the veranda to meet him. After we exchanged pleasantries, he asked me to sit on the floor in one corner of the veranda.

I looked at my wife surprised but went and sat at the place pointed out by the barber.

He put the little box in front of me and opened it. He then took out a piece of cloth and was about to cape me with it but I gestured him not to as I felt it dirty.

“You don’t want to be caped, Son?” he asked me in surprise.

“I would like to…but not with this cloth.” I replied to him pointing at the piece of cloth.

“I can never understand you city guys” he said shaking his head in disbelief. “In that case, it is better you take off your shirt” he told me.

As I took off my shirt and sat on the ground bare-chested, my wife stood there smiling and watching the proceedings.

“What kind of haircut do you get in your city, Son?” he asked.

“I would like to get a shorter haircut” I replied “like … know...”

“Give him a summer cut.” My wife interrupted me. I nodded in agreement realizing that she wanted to keep statements simple so as not to confuse the Barber.

“Oh, OK.You need a summer cut?” He asked.”That’s my specialization” he told us with pride, taking a old fashioned hand clipper from the box and cleaning its shears with the piece of cloth that he wanted to cape me with.

“You want to give me a summer haircut with this?” I asked stunned pointing at the hand clippers in his hand.

“Yes” he replied, “do the city barbers not use this for summer cuts?” he asked me back.

“No. They do it using clippers with attachments or with scissors.” I told him.

“They use scissors for summer cuts?” he asked, shaking his head in disbelief.

“Do you still want to go ahead with your haircut?” My wife interrupted our conversation.

“Yes…” I replied looking at her “…for two reasons, ONE.. I am not comfortable with this mop of hair and cannot wait another 5 more days to get rid of it and, TWO…By doubting his haircutting skills I don’t want to disappoint this elderly gentleman who has come to our home to give this city guy an haircut.”

“Then…”she said as she paused for few seconds to think,”an head shave will be the safest bet for you.”

“You stole my thoughts.” I replied to her “… But are you sure you are OK with me shaving my head?” I inquired.

“Go ahead, a head shave is always better than a bad haircut”. She assured me.

I turned towards the barber who was intently listening to our conversion but could not follow a single word as we deliberately talked in English.

“Shall I go ahead with the summer cut, Son?” he asked looking at me and then at my wife.

“No, I have changed my mind, we feel a head shave will be the most suited hairstyle for this summer heat.” I replied. “Can you shave my head please?” I asked.

“Aha…OK…” he said as I looked enquiringly into his box to see which type of razor he had with him. Luckily I could see the straight razor and a pack of blades and not the old fashioned straight razor where the blade could not be changed.

As he took the razor and blade, he asked me to go and get my hair rinsed thoroughly in water.

I got up, went to the bathroom, rinsed my head with hot water and came back with water dripping down my face.

My wife gave a naughty smile looking at my plight.

As I sat again in front of him, he kept the razor back in the box and gave my head a good massage.

Convinced that the hair had softened enough for the shave, he took the razor with a changed blade, in his right hand. Then with his left hand he bent my head forward with my forehead almost touching the ground. He then held the razor at the back of my head with the blade touching the skin and jerked it towards my nape. I heard the soft sound of the razor shaving the hair and I felt the wet shaved hair fall on my naked shoulders. As he continued to shave the back of my head I could also feel the summer breeze caressing the shaved portion of the head. As he shifted his attention to the top of my head and started jerking the razor towards my forehead I could see tufts of hair falling on the ground and on my lap. I then realized that this is the first time I was seeing so much of my hair falling on the ground. He finished shaving my head in few minutes and was inspecting for any rough spots. He made sure that he shaved my head as smooth as possible.

Once he was satisfied with my head shave, he pointed the razor at my-armpits. I nodded disapprovingly and said NO. I was too embarrassed to get my under-armpits shaved from a third person that too in front of my wife.

Then he took a white translucent stone in his hand and wanted to rub it over my shaved head. I politely gestured to him not to.

As he was collecting all the hair from my lap, I felt my shaved head with both hands and looked enquiringly at my wife, who smiled approvingly about my new looks. She seemed very eager to feel my smooth shaved head and was just waiting for the barber to leave.

I then got up and dusted my legs for any stray hair. The barber cleaned the floor of all the hair, collected then in a newspaper and went out to dispose it in the nearby dustbin.

My wife who was just waiting for such a moment pounced on me and ran her hands over my freshly shaved head. “Looks Good and feels good!!!” she said admiringly and added, “I think he did a good job here” and laughed.

As the barber came back my wife went in and got me my purse. I paid him handsomely. He left thanking my wife and me.

I went into the bathroom and applied the aftershave lotion over my shaved head. My wife followed me into the bathroom with a towel. She kept the towel aside and asked me to sit on the chair that my grandparents used for bathing. She then applied oil over my head and body and massaged me thoroughly with special attention to my freshly shaved head. Once she was done with the massaging and I finished with the bath, she took the towel to wipe my shaved head dry.

As she carefully wiped my freshly shaved head with the towel she asked, “By the way, what is the tool that he said he will use for the summer cut?”

“It is the older version of the modern day motorized clippers. It is operated manually and does not have the attachments to adjust the length of cut. The barber needs to be highly skilled to be able to use it properly and I was not sure about him.” I explained.

She then looked at me, held my face in both hands and said, “Though I reluctantly agreed for your head shave, I am glad I agreed. MAN!!! You look absolutely sexy!!!” then she planted kisses all over my shaved head.

By the time we came out of the bathroom, my Grandfather was back and was in the Kitchen assisting my Grandmother. When they saw me with a shaved head their jaws dropped. We were not sure what to tell them, instead my wife asked “Doesn’t he look cute with a shaved head?”

They just laughed. My grandfather asked me if the barber had messed up with my haircut. I replied in negative and said that I planned to shave my head for the summer.

My Grandfather felt happy that my reply about the Barber was not negative. He said he is the only barber in the village and is among the best in the district. He also added that guys come from other villages to get their hair cut by him.

My wife and myself looked at each other and exchanged smiles.

That evening my wife and myself came out to enjoy the lovely countryside. After we came across quite a few village guys with good haircuts my wife said to me looking at my shaved head “I am glad we overreacted by grossly underestimating the barber!!!”

Both of us laughed heartily as we enjoyed both the countryside and my smooth shaved head.


  1. Nice Story for a first timer mate.... Good Job....


  2. nice story i m also want to do same but my wife not like such haircut u really got wife of my dream

  3. EPISODE-2
    My wife remained near me during my headshaving.I was wondered that why she remained near me during my hair cutting.after completing my head shaving,village barber went away.I went in my bath room to take a bath but my wife entered in my bath room.She did my body massage and helped me to bath me in the bath room Now after completing my bath,she put on my cloths and then said to me.Jani ,I am also desiring to get my head shaving from the same village barbertomorrow because it is too hot here and it is a problem for me to comb my knee length hair daily.similarly ,I also need of my privacy and armpits hair so please call the same male barber tomorrow for my hair cutting.Next morning, I call the village barber at home for my wife hair cutting.both my wife and village male barber went in my wife bed roomand locked the room take two hour to do my wife service.After going out of male barber,I went in my wife room.she was sitting in completely nuded position .marber barber did her full body nude massaging and full body shaving and my wife was inspectiing her big fully errected breasts which were glittering with oil.when she saw me.she said TO ME that male barber did her breasts massaging very well and he has not left any spot unmassaged even of one millimetre squire.I apprecited male baRBER decent service in doing my wife hair cutting.undershaving,breasts massaging and full body nude massaging and specially the beautifully massaging of my wife big tilted my wife breasts become very stiffed well errected.Moti misra

  4. Most indian and bengali women dont feel any shame to get their hair cutting,breasts massaging,pubic shaving, full body nude massaging and others erotic services from their male barbers by calling them at homes in the homes once in a week.hence it is the
    main reason that the breasts of indian adies are very big. stiffed,and well erected in pointed and in upward raised position and big beautiful breasts are looking good in scanty blouses.It is best from point of physical health because regular breasts massaging from male barber finish the breasts cancer glands of the indian ladies. (meena Bai)

  5. once I went to my native village near goa to see my sisters,aunts and others relatives during summer vacation of june and july. It was very hot there and it is a vogue that most of the women are not wearing bras and blouse they cover their boobs with a small scarf and THEY also get head shaves,undershaving ,breasts massaging,shampooing,fscial shaving and bleeching and even get full body nude massaging every week from their MALE BARBERs who visit every house of the village for doing the ladies Services.Once I was feeling much pain in my breasts.
    besides this i was feeling much problem to keep my hair in combing and dressing aunts advise me to get head shaved and also get breasts massaging,undershaving and full body nude massaging.Next morning,male barber came,he first removed my sari and petty coat and then removed blouse and n unhooked my bra, then open my bun of long hair and shaved my head commpletel followed by my armpits shaving,breasts shaving and pubic shaving etc After this,he massaged my full body nude massaging and breasts massaging.I was feeling much pain but i was also enjoying very much on getting such erotic service and i was now relaxing very much. At last, he elongated nd twisted my breasts very hard and milked my both breasts in order to draw milk from my breasta.he said that it is most necessary for women to get their breasts massaging once in a week from expert male barber in order to safe ladies from the disease of the breast cancer .Since then I always get massaged my breasts by calling male barbers at home,Now my breasts are very big,stiffed and well erected in upward direction and now I dont feel any pain in my breasts. (ARUNA BAI-GOA) and a ge LLtheir there was very hI just came from

  6. It is nice that such a beautiful occasion arose for headshaving in front of wife and with her advice and consent for that. Usually ladies does not agree for their husband to get headshave but get neatly haircut and combed. It is wonderful occasion for you to get suggestion from your wife to get headshave and appreciation after headshave for such nice gundu haircut. Please suggest how to convince my wife for such headshave to me which she opposes and even short cuts like 1 inch on top and 1/2 inch round the head she is opposing' Please suggest

  7. Dear SP,It is most easy to get head shaving of your wife ie call male barber at home. he will take your wife in the back yard of your house and will remove your wife saru and petti coat and will then try to unhook your wife bra and will force her to sit in the chair but in case opposing by your wife, then male barber will put three to ten hard slaps on your wife cheeks and will pulling your wife big breasts /boobs very hard and will squeese your wife nipples very hard and your wifewill then become much aroused and he will hand himself to male barber and to let male barber to do her complete her full body erotic service and give her full satisfaction. hence male barber will do her complete eroic service of head shaving ,facial shaving, armpits shaving, breasts shaving navel shaving pubic shavingm full body shaving follow by full body tel malishing and will draw milk from your wife big breasts and now your wife will be much enjoyment on getting such erotic service from the male barber and will not made hesitation to sit before male barber in nuded position and by exposing her big boobs to male barber and she will desire that male barber should massage er big boobs more and more very hard and give her full satisfaction. he will also not made any opposing when male barber will fuck you wife very your wife himself will get such erotic service once or twice in a month by calling her male barber at home on every monday or wednesday in the morning hours between from 9-00 AM to 12-00 Pm(When your husband will away from home to attend his office or business so that malebarber should give your wife most best erotic service to your wife.On getting regular erotic service from the male barber every week, y our wife will become one of the most healthy and beautiful woman in a few days having shingle bob cut hair style and well errected big boobs popping out from her deep cut scanty blouse ( (TIKKUM DASS- jaipur ) . dandsslap your wife.

  8. Head shaving for a women by barber will be accepted in stories only.

  9. I am a women reporter of a weekly women Health and Fashion magazine WEEKLY MIRROR Tokiyo and I used to visiting every area of Asian countries in order to check the women cultural life and to check the secret of beautiful women health all over in Asia.

    It is always observed in india and bengal that All indian, bengali, nepali,christain and even muslim women are wearing scanty sizes of tighten blouses inside their transparents Saris and tight Qameez and shalwar.

    It is also noted that the breasts of rhe indian women are always looking most big, Most stiffed and well erected and their big and stiffed breasts are always found well tented in side the their scanty deep cut blouses in which their half portion of their bared breast are always popping out slightly in upward direction.

    Nowa day I am most busy in preparing a research Report of the cultural life of the indian women.

    The population of women of india is around 57 Crore in which nearly 45 Crore women are most poor and they are passing a pitiable life ,

    But it is observed that in spite of passing a poor life, the poor women of india are most hard worker. Although they are slightly beautiful but they are most healthy women .

    ( JANE MARRY- Tokyo)

  10. most healthy women .

    It is also noted that the 60 %age women of india are the patients of breasts cancer and TB etc But their doctors have advised them to get their breasts massaging and breasts mlking once or twice in a week from the physiotheapisrs of the hospital or from their house call male barbers
    once in a week so that they should drawn the dried lumps of the milk glands( WHICH ARE CAUSING of the main reason of the forming of the diseases of the breasts cancer) from their breasts in order to save the indian women from the diseases of breasts cancers.

    It is observed that the indian malr barbers are most expert in massaging women breasts very well and they mase their breasts in most stiffed, big, and well erected
    The other day,I went in a Function of cultural show of indian Women Fashion Dress Show and I observed that there were existed many Nos of indian women who came there to see this Function, They all were in most beautiful saris by wearing scanty tighten blouses and their half portion of bared well erected ,most stiffed , big massaged breasts were popping out from their scanty blouses and these indian woment were looking most beautiful, healthy and smart in their transparent saris.

    . I then asked an indian women that whar was the secrect of their most beautiful well erected breasts.?

    She told me that indian women are eating only simple foods of vegetables. they do work very hatd all the day which mase them most healthy and smart. the dancing is their life and so dancing efor their idols god dewta etc in temples keep them smaet anf active,

    The Indian women are not spending so much money by purchasing the costly cosmatics. they dont like to use any medicines of most fraudy Hakims who are always befooling the indian women y inviting them to purchase the breasts firming creams , breast oil etc on most costly tares of Rs 5000/-( Five Thousand) to 10000/-(Ten Thousanf) while such medicine are the mixtures of a few Rupees of most harmful incredients.

    she told me that a few months ago, his Prosi (Neighbour) had purchased such breast from the fraudy Hakim of Rs 7000/- but when, she get used this cream dor getting her breasts massage from her house call male barber .Her breasts become most iched and red just getting using that cream. she was then taken to Hospital,It was revealed there the breasts cream s were most poisoning and so doctor had cut her both breasts by doing her surgical opertions by taking a fees of Rs six Lakh,

    Doctors have told that many Nos of such cases has been operated in this hospital.

    ( JANE MARRY- Tokyo)

  11. EPISIDES-3
    Now most women are not purchasing such costly breasts creams from such fraudy Hakims. Similarly, te poor women can not aford to purchase the costly breasts creams from sudh frady hakims. similarly,the poor wimen can not aford to pay the breasts massaging fees Rs 200 or more to male physiothraphist or Para medical staff. however the ward boys and jamadars are doing women breasts massaging in their quarters on charging Rs 29/- to 30/- but they elongate and pull the women breasts very hard and in most roughly ways.however they do the privacy shaving and tel malishing of the women very well.Hence most of the poorwomen get their breasts massaging once in week from their house dall male barbers at homes.(JANE MARRY)

  12. EPISODE-4

    It is an old vogue of indian culturallife for the last many nos centuries that village male barbers visiting every home of th indian villae once in a week for doing the women hair washing with lassi, colouring, braiding,
    facial bleeching, armpits shaving, breasts massaging, privacy shaving etc.The women dont feel any shame to sit before male barbers by exposing their reasts to barbers because it is not necessary to observe purdah before male barberd for getting their all beauty services in most erotic and in most efficient ways.The male barber massaged ,elongate and pull the women breasts very hard. although women are feeling much pain but they are enjoying such massage and they desire that male barbers should continue such service more snf more in order to give full full satisdfaction to them.The male barber do their breasts massaging very well in order to made their breasts mostbig,most stiffed snd well erected pointed nipples by charging a reason able charges of rs 30/- to Rs 50/- per women.Actually all the male barbers are most experts in massaging women breasts in well erected way and all poor women always prefered to get their breasts massaging from their male barbers.(JANE EIRE)

    Hence it is the main reason that why the breasts of indian women are most beautiful, most stiffed and well erected nipples popping out from their scanty blouses inside tranparents saris.